IQ and EQ

Although my IQ is supposed to be above average, my logical deduction is below

As for my EQ, I am just below or average. I do not know how to react when people hurt me, and voice my feelings; I have problems recognizing my mistakes an thus appologise for them; and I cannot remember what other shortcommings that come with being emotionally average.

However right the results might be, both IQ and EQ tests can kiss my ass!