For girls who totally get you!

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you
give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a
house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries,
she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give
you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton
of shit."

Thanks Melita